About Avogadro

Fact 6 Avogadro held posts dealing with statistics, meteorology, and weights and measures (he introduced the metric system into Piedmont) and was a member of the Royal Superior Council on Public Instruction. Fact 7 Avogadro is hailed as a founder of the atomic-molecular theory. TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that nasty mol checked. I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 0000 pieces of toasts. Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones. I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number. Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Why was Avogadro executed? TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer.

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A:A bunch of Moleasses

Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A:Oil of Molay

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Native American tribe?
A:The Molehawks

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Mole (More) Mol Jokes

Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?

A: By e-mole!

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?

A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?

A: Marsh-mole-ows!

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?

About Avogadro
A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?

A: The mole the merrier!

Q: What are mammoles?

A: Four-legged animoles!

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?

Avogadro Law

A: One of his molars.

Q: What did one mole say to the other?

Information About Avogadro

A: We make great chemistry together.

About Avocado

Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?

A: Mole-tiple choice.

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